Beautiful original velvet painting of Jesus and Elvis; with their autographs. $500.00. (It is amazing how similar their handwriting was.)
Boogie Boogie Boogie. Rare vinyl collectible of this mega super star. $50.00. Winning bidder can add $25.00 for Gino's autograph on the cover.
This beautiful work of art will be a focal point in any room. $50.00
Quality cutting can be yours with this beautiful set of O.J. Cutlery. Only used twice. $300.00.
You may think this looks like pee but this is Katrina flood water. Once plentiful, now extremely rare. $100.00.
Use this for medicinal purposes or just to have fun. Only used about 10 times. Like new $7.00.
For when you can only do so much at one time and that little fucking monster you created is driving you nuts, an indoor child restraint that will hold up to 20 lbs. $20.00.
Kids grow up so fast. For their protection, when you have to go out and there is no one around to watch them, this Secured Electrified Play Pen is the perfect answer. $300.00.
I found this in Uncle Bob’s attic. We always wondered about Uncle Bob. $100.00. (Please note: I cannot guarantee this item for its authenticity.)
Say what you like, but Atlanta QB Michael Vick is NOT one dimensional. From the Michael Vick collection, an electrified Whale Penis Lamp. You will be the Penis Envy of all your friends. $500.00.
You will have many nights of pleasure with Sally. As you can see, Sally likes to have fun. $50.00.
Antique toilet, been in the family and sat upon by the family for over 50 years. $200.00.
Original ER pilot, this episode was removed from NBC's schedule in lieu of the alternate pilot that starred George Clooney and some other people who just love to look at themselves in the mirror all day. $200.00.
A photo of Idaho Senator Larry Craig taken while his wife was away visiting relatives. $100.00.
The only known photo of La. Senator David Vitter all dressed up for some action. This photo is guaranteed not to have been altered, doctored or messed with in any sort of way. $100.00.
Monica Lewinsky photo after taking dicktation in the oval office. $200.00. (That’s just $1.00 per lb.)
A photo of me. $100.00. If you would like me to autograph this pic, add $50.00. (It is uncanny how similar my hand writing is to Jesus's and Elvis's and other celebrities.
